Posted 22 hours ago
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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

Posted 22 hours ago
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vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
Posted 22 hours ago

mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

Posted 22 hours ago
instinctualization:

planet of the apes (1968)

instinctualization:

planet of the apes (1968)

Posted 22 hours ago

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 22 hours ago

super-nerd:

Secret Origins — Brian Bolland

Posted 22 hours ago